1dietcokeinacan:

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

kuttithevangu:

smallestcitrus:

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

pinkmanjesse:

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

mynameischynna:

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

fatbutchpacifica:

why do boys spit on the ground so much. why must they poison our earth

tphd:

IN 2018 OPTIMISM FEELS BOTH RECKLESS AND NECESSARY

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Originally posted by gif87a-com

What a beautiful octopus.